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Here's What People Actually Do When They Masturbate
If he agrees to be extra nice to you, tell him you just might give him the unedited version. Or just take a picture of your bed, with or without you in it, and tell him that you wish he was there with you. Try turning it into a game. Instead of taking a photo, take a sexy video. If you have a seductive voice, you could always try dirty talking to him in your video clip. Or take a photo with a phallic object in your mouth, like a lollipop or a banana.
Since it's a private activity, people are free to be as creative and weird as they want to get themselves off — but have no way of knowing what other people are doing. In search of answers, BuzzFeed asked people of all ages, genders, and sexualities to describe the nitty-gritty of how they actually masturbate. Here's what they said.
If I have some spare time and want to relax, I usually spend it watching Netflix or doing a face mask. I like it on occasion, but I can happily do without. But when some science-y types recommended masturbation breaks at work — as in wanking in the office during work hours — as a way to improve focus and be a happier, better employee, I was intrigued.